christiandinoor:

69chainzzz420:

Incredible

0-100 at light speed

spiritdick:

I want to know why

request (x)

lonelytreestump:

My girlfriend sneezed and I accidentally said shut the fuck up instead of saying bless you

shuckl:

starrysleeper:

get-off-your-arse-its-begun:

geekishchic:

volouminous:

You can be mature and respectful and still have a dirty sense of humour.

 You can curse a lot and still be highly intelligent with a massive vocabulary.

You can be quiet and reserved and still be witty and even outgoing in certain circles.

You can be intelligent and sharp-minded and still forget what month it is

you can dance if you wanna, you can leave your friends behind

dragonjester:

Same

thesquirrelisonfire:

I STILL HAVEN’T FOUND MY BERRIES